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Posted on 1st Jul at 10:18 AM, with 67,182 notes
"I want to be around people that do things. I don’t want to be around people anymore that judge or talk about what people do. I want to be around people that dream and support and do things."
Amy Poehler (via psych-facts)
Posted on 28th Jun at 10:55 PM, with 487,654 notes

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

Posted on 28th Jun at 10:53 PM, with 34,241 notes
roachpatrol:

snuff-waste4:

Expert nobody.

depressed race traitor
it knows

Freaky disgrace… that sounds badass I should start preparing
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roachpatrol:

snuff-waste4:

Expert nobody.

depressed race traitor

it knows

Freaky disgrace… that sounds badass I should start preparing

Posted on 28th Jun at 10:17 PM, with 5,758 notes

i-effed-it-all-up:

tryin to find a comfortable sleeping position like

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Tagged: #perf,
Posted on 27th May at 10:07 PM, with 171,051 notes

psdo:

rikkisixx:

keylimepie:

wickedrandom:

Bra Fitting 101. This changed my life

Ladies of Tumblr, do yourself a huge favor and watch this video. Your lives will change for the better.

i wore a B cup forever and was in a stripclub one night and got scolded by the dancers who said honey no you are a D. 

went to lane bryant, got measured like the beginning of this video and was told I was DD almost DDD. 

so now I wonder what I *ACTUALLY* am. 

BRAS BRAS BRAS

Posted on 27th May at 9:46 PM, with 213,469 notes
eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!
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eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

Posted on 27th May at 9:25 PM, with 155,450 notes

capitole:

youreagoodliar:

There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:

1. Umbridge is awful

2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall

3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny

5. where the fuck was peeves

WHERE THE FUCK WAS PEEVES

Posted on 27th May at 6:29 PM, with 441,352 notes

dabhabit:

When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are

Posted on 27th May at 6:26 PM, with 532,688 notes

supernovaqirl:

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

I wish i had your 5th grade teacher. I’m sure i’ll think about this post a lot.

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